A Reasonable Probability Is The Only Certainty.

Where The Guests At A Gathering Are Well-acquainted, They Eat 20 Per Cent More Than They Otherwise Would.

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.

When Men Are Not Regretting That Life Is So Short, They Are Doing Something To Kill Time.

The Sounder Your Argument, The More Satisfaction You Get Out Of It.

No Man Would Listen To You Talk If He Didn't Know It Was His Turn Next.