A Professional Is A Man Who Can

This Was An Actress Who, For Twenty Years, Had The World At Her Feet. She Kicked It Away, And The Ball Rolled Out Of Her Reach.

The Englishman Can Get Along With Sex Quite Perfectly So Long As He Can Pretend That It Isn't Sex But Something Else.

I... Wonder What It Is In The New York Air That Enables Me To Sit Up Till All Hours Of The Night In An Atmosphere Which In London Would Make A Horse Dizzy, But Here Merely Clears The Brain.

Don't Pity Me Now, Don't Pity Me Never; I'm Going To Do Nothing For Ever And Ever.

The Worst Of Failure Of This Kind Is That It Spoils The Market For More Competent Performers.