The Englishman Can Get Along With Sex

I Don't Know Very Much But What I Do Know I Know Better Than Anybody, And I Don't Want To Argue About It…my Mind Is Not A Bed To Be Made And Re-made.

The Maddest Phenomenon In This Wholly Mad World – That The Filming Or Wirelessing Of An Event, Whether It Is The Grand National Or An Attack In Force On The Maginot Line, Is Held To Be Of More Importance Than The Event Itself.

New Year's Resolution: To Refrain From Saying Witty, Unkind Things, Unless They Are Really Witty And Irreparably Damaging.

I... Wonder What It Is In The New York Air That Enables Me To Sit Up Till All Hours Of The Night In An Atmosphere Which In London Would Make A Horse Dizzy, But Here Merely Clears The Brain.

Your Englishman, Confronted By Something Abnormal Will Always Pretend That It Isn't There. If, However, You Force Him To Look Into It, He'll At Once Pretend That He Sees The Object Not For What It Is But For Something That He Would Like It To Be.