Friendships Are Forgotten When The Game Begins.

A Fellow Has To Have Faith In God Above And Rollie Fingers In The Bullpen.

The Writers Want To Know Were You Made Your Mistake, No How Well Your Curve Is Breaking.

A Manager Doesn't Hear The Cheers.

Any Pitcher Who Throws At A Batter And Deliberately Tries To Hit Him Is A Communist.

The Lord Taught Me To Love Everybody, But The Last Ones I Learned To Love Were The Sportswriters.