A Pessimist Sees The Glass As Half

When I Asked Him How Long He Had Been Driving A Taxi, He Said, Dree Mouse.

In Attacking The Young, The Liberal, And The Black, Daley Was In The Mainstream Of America's Mass Prejudices. The Democratic Party May Have Suffered By His Actions, But Daley Came Out...even More Popular Than Before Because Bust Their Heads Was The Mood Of The Land And Daley Had Swung The Biggest Club.

It's Much Harder To Be A Liberal Than A Conservative. Why? Because It Is Easier To Give Someone The Finger Than A Helping Hand.

When Michael Jordan Quit, I Suddenly Found Myself Without A Sports Hero.

Anyone Who Contributes To The Defense Fund Of Pornographers Is A Mental Moonbeam.