A Pessimist Sees The Glass As Half

It's No Coincidence That Female Interest In The Sport Of Baseball Has Increased Greatly Since The Ballplayers Swapped Those Wonderful Old-time Baggy Flannel Uniforms For Leotards.

Why Do You Think The Lottery Is So Popular? Do You Think Anybody Would Play If The Super Payoff Was A Job On The Night Shift In A Meat-packing Plant? People Play It So If They Win They Can Be Rich And Idle. Like I Told You Years Ago - If Work Is So Good, How Come They Have To Pay Us To Do It?

There Is Only One Way To Solve The Alleged Crisis Of The Erosion Of 'family Values.' And That Is To Get Right Down To The Root Cause Of The Problem.

Strict Gun Laws Are About As Effective As Strict Drug Laws...it Pains Me To Say This, But The Nra Seems To Be Right: The Cities And States That Have The Toughest Gun Laws Have The Most Murder And Mayhem.

The Subject Of Criminal Rehabilitation Was Debated Recently In City Hall. It's An Appropriate Place For This Kind Of Discussion Because The City Has Always Employed So Many Ex-cons And Future Cons.