Hollywood Likes To Boast That It Can

Anyone Who Gives A Surgeon Six Thousand Dollars For Breast Augmentation Should Give Some Thought To Investing A Little More In Brain Augmentation.

The Subject Of Criminal Rehabilitation Was Debated Recently In City Hall. It's An Appropriate Place For This Kind Of Discussion Because The City Has Always Employed So Many Ex-cons And Future Cons.

In Attacking The Young, The Liberal, And The Black, Daley Was In The Mainstream Of America's Mass Prejudices. The Democratic Party May Have Suffered By His Actions, But Daley Came Out...even More Popular Than Before Because Bust Their Heads Was The Mood Of The Land And Daley Had Swung The Biggest Club.

It's Unnatural For People To Run Around The City Streets Unless They Are Thieves Or Victims. It Makes People Nervous To See Someone Running. I Know That When I See Someone Running On My Street, My Instincts Tell Me To Let The Dog Go After Him.

God Tipped The Country And All The Fruits And Nuts Rolled West.