A Persian's Heaven Is Eas'ly Made: 't

How Often You Are Irresistibly Drawn To A Plain, Unassuming Woman, Whose Soft Silvery Tones Render Her Positively Attractive! In The Social Circle, How Pleasant It Is To Hear A Woman Talk In That Low Key Which Always Characterizes The True Lady. In The Sanctuary Of Home, How Such A Voice Soothes The Fretful Child And Cheers The Weary Husband!

He Has Left Off Reading Altogether, To The Great Improvement Of His Originality.

We Were Happier When We Were Poorer, But We Were Also Younger.

No Eye To Watch, And No Tongue To Wound Us, All Earth Forgot, And All Heaven Around Us.

For Thy Sake, Tobacco, I Would Do Anything But Die.