Not If I Know Myself At All.

And When Once The Young Heart Of A Maiden Is Stolen, The Maiden Herself Will Steal After It Soon.

Oh For A Tongue To Curse The Slave Whose Treason, Like A Deadly Blight, Comes O'er The Councils Of The Brave, And Blasts Them In Their Hour Of Might!

A Man Cannot Have A Pure Mind Who Refuses Apple Dumplings.

The Drinking Man Is Never Less Himself Than During His Sober Intervals.

I Always Arrive Late At The Office, But I Make Up For It By Leaving Early.