Teacher, Teacher, I Declare, I See Your

Success Is Like Winning The Sweepstakes Or Getting Killed In An Automobile Crash. It Always Happens To Somebody Else.

You May Be Wondering Why I Went From Over There To Over Here. Well, That Was Choreography.

In Hollywood, We Have Some Of The Richest Unemployed People In The World. They Have Sun Tans. Some Of Them Have Chauffeurs In Rolls-royces Waiting Outside. They Have Their Golf Clubs Ready In The Car. There Is No Law That Says You Cannot Play Golf While Being Unemployed.

The Head Coach Don't Want No Sissies, So He Reads To Us From Something Called Ulysses.

Teacher, Teacher, I Declare, I See Your Purple Underwear.