Teacher, Teacher, I Declare, I See Your

There's Beatles Books And T-shirts And Rings, And One Thing And Another. To Buy My Daughter All These Things, I Had To Sell Her Brother.

Teacher, Teacher, I Declare, I See Your Purple Underwear.

Adultery - Which Is The Only Grounds For Divorce In New York - Is Not Grounds For Divorce In California. As A Matter Of Fact, Adultery In Southern California Is Grounds For Marriage.

You Want To Fall In Love With A Shoe, Go Ahead. A Shoe Can't Love You Back, But, On The Other Hand, A Shoe Can't Hurt You Too Deeply Either. And There Are So Many Nice-looking Shoes.

The Head Coach Don't Want No Sissies, So He Reads To Us From Something Called Ulysses.