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The Difference Between Reality And Unreality Is That Reality Has So Little To Recommend It.

A Committee Is A Group Of Individuals Who All Put In A Perfectly Good Color, And It Comes Out Gray.

There's Beatles Books And T-shirts And Rings, And One Thing And Another. To Buy My Daughter All These Things, I Had To Sell Her Brother.

I Had Moved Out Of The Edison Hotel Because I Couldn't Pay The Bill And Was Living At The Lincoln Hotel, Where I Couldn't Pay The Bill Either, But It Was Cheaper.

In Hollywood, We Have Some Of The Richest Unemployed People In The World. They Have Sun Tans. Some Of Them Have Chauffeurs In Rolls-royces Waiting Outside. They Have Their Golf Clubs Ready In The Car. There Is No Law That Says You Cannot Play Golf While Being Unemployed.