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A "normal" Person Is The Sort Of Person That Might Be Designed By A Committee. You Know, "each Person Puts In A Pretty Color And It Comes Out Gray."

You Want To Fall In Love With A Shoe, Go Ahead. A Shoe Can't Love You Back, But, On The Other Hand, A Shoe Can't Hurt You Too Deeply Either. And There Are So Many Nice-looking Shoes.

There's Beatles Books And T-shirts And Rings, And One Thing And Another. To Buy My Daughter All These Things, I Had To Sell Her Brother.

Anyone Who Calls It "sexual Intercourse" Can't Possibly Be Interested In Actually Doing It. You Might As Well Announce You're Ready For Lunch By Proclaiming, "i'd Like To Do Some Masticating And Enzyme Secreting."

In Hollywood If You Are Not Working, You Are A Leper. True, You Are Probably Living In The Most Expensive Leper Colony In The World.