A Nod Is As Good As A

Mum Said, "it Is The Thought That Counts." And I Said, "i Know, Which Is Why I Am Ringing The Authorities Right Now. Anyone Who Thinks Like She Does Should Be Locked Up Out Of Harm's Way.

Jas, Whatever Tom Has Under His Trousers Is Between You And Him.

Look, I Can't Go Out With You, Because... Because... Because I'm A Lesbian.

What Shall I Say? I Must Tread A Fine Line Between Glaciosity And Friendlinosity. With Just A Hint Of 'you Don't Know What You Are Missing, My Fine-feathered Friend.

Your Soul Shines Through Even If You Haven't Got Mascara On