Jas, Whatever Tom Has Under His Trousers

Shut Up Jas, You Are Not Baby Jesus

Rosie Get Off Your Desk, And Please Put Your Beard Away.

If You Fall Down Those Stairs And Break Both Of Your Legs, Don't Come Running To Me!

He Has A Song In His Heart For Me. I Hope It Is Not "shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.

I Don't Want To Be Rude To The Afflicted But Uncle Eddie Is Bald In A Way Which Is The Baldest I Have Ever Seen.