Jas, Whatever Tom Has Under His Trousers

He Said, "hi, Gorgeous," Which I Think Is Nice. I Admire Honesty.

I Put My Arm Around Her And Said, "jas, I Have Found That When You Are Troubled, It Is Often Better To Think Of Others Rather Than Yourself. I Think You Would Feel Much Better If You Got Me Some Milky Coffee And Jammy Dodgers And I Told You All About Me.

I Wanted To Kill Her And Make Her Eat Her Fringe. And Her Knickers.

Out On The Moors, The Lonely Moors, I Roll Around In Sheep Poo. Heathcliff, It's Youuuuu, I Hate You, I Love You Tooooo. Let Me In, I'm Here, It's Meeeee, Catheeeeeeee. Look Out Of Your Windooooow.

If You Fall Down Those Stairs And Break Both Of Your Legs, Don't Come Running To Me!