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We Endeavor To Conceal Our Vices Under The Disguise Of The Opposite Virtues.

Let No Man Be Sorry He Has Done Good, Because Others Concerned With Him Have Done Evil! If A Man Has Acted Right, He Has Done Well, Though Along; If Wrong, The Sanction Of All Mankind Will Not Justify Him.

Can Any Man Have A Higher Notion Of The Rule Of Right And The Eternal Fitness Of Things?

Tea! The Panacea For Everything From Weariness To A Cold To A Murder Love And Scandal Are The Best Sweeteners Of Tea.

There Is Nothing So Useful To Man In General, Nor So Beneficial To Particular Societies And Individuals, As Trade. This Is That Alma Mater, At Whose Plentiful Breast All Mankind Are Nourished.