A New Child In The House Is

Field Of Dreams Is The Only Movie - And I Saw It In The Theater - On An Afternoon When I Was On Location Somewhere, And There Were Like 12 People In The Theater. I Was Just So Devastated; I Couldn't Get Out Of My Seat. And I Sat And Watched It A Second Time.

The Most Rewarding Part About Being A Dad Is Just Looking At Children Who Didn't Exist At Some Point. The First Time You Saw Them, They Were The Size Of A Quarter, In A Sonogram, And Now They Can Pour Orange Juice And Yell At Each Other.

I Can't Get Past The Fact That Food Is Coming Out Of My Wife's Breasts. What Was Once Essentially An Entertainment Center Has Now Become A Juice Bar.

We Have Such A Long, Familiar History With Peter Falk. The Minute His Mug Is On That Screen People Smile.

When My Son Said, "i Can't Stop Thinking About Girls," I Said, "that's Not Gonna Stop. Congratulations. You're In The Club. From Now Until The Day You Die, One Way Or Another You'll Be Thinking About Girls.