You Know What? The Obvious Is Obvious

Happiness Is The Quiet Lull Between Problems.

Two Or Three Times A Week, I Drive By The Houses Of Numbers 78-100 Just To Rub It In.

Every Time I See Peter Falk In The Movie I Think That Would Be Great. We'd Be Fun Together

I Can't Get Past The Fact That Food Is Coming Out Of My Wife's Breasts. What Was Once Essentially An Entertainment Center Has Now Become A Juice Bar.

I'm Not Smart Enough To Write About Something That Didn't Actually Happen To Me. But I Couldn't Write A Space Movie If You Put A Gun To My Head.