Never Turn Your Back On A Friend.

Puns Are The Highest Form Of Literature.

[when Accepting The American Film Institute Life Achievement Award] I Beg Permission To Mention By Name Only Four People Who Have Given Me The Most Affection, Appreciation, And Encouragement, And Constant Collaboration. The First Of The Four Is A Film Editor, The Second Is A Scriptwriter, The Third Is The Mother Of My Daughter Pat (patricia Hitchcock), And The Fourth Is As Fine A Cook As Ever Performed Miracles In A Domestic Kitchen. And Their Names Are Alma Reville.

It Seems To Me That Television Is Exactly Like A Gun. Your Enjoyment Of It Is Determined By Which End Of It You're On.

Drama Is Life With The Dull Bits Cut Out.

There Is No Terror In The Bang, Only In The Anticipation Of It.