A Mother Needs To Be In The

What's The Worst That Can Happen? A Tidal Wave? Glaciers With Guns?

I Believed In Global Warming After Al Gore's Movie Made Money; The Market Had Spoken.

All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, Kids. It's Only The Dogs Who've Accepted Christ.

It's Back To School Time. Or As Home-schoolers Call It, Stay-where-you-are Time.

I Have Two Last Pieces Of Advice. First, Being Pre-approved For A Credit Card Does Not Mean You Have To Apply For It. And Lastly, The Best Career Advice I Can Give You Is To Get Your Own Tv Show. It Pays Well, The Hours Are Good, And You Are Famous. And Eventually Some Very Nice People Will Give You A Doctorate In Fine Arts For Doing Jack Squat.