If You Use Big Words, No One

John Boehner Will Be The New Speaker Unless, Out Of Habit, He Blocks His Own Confirmation.

Donald Trump Is A Strong President. We Got To Stand Behind This Guy Is What I Think.

Hey Yogurt, If You're So Cultured, How Come I Never See You At The Opera?

It's Hard To Swallow Your Pride. That's Why I Slather Mine In Mayonnaise.

Can't Wait For Tomorrow When I Get To Exercise My Patriotic Duty As An American: Complaining About How Long It's Taking To Vote.