If You Use Big Words, No One

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Internet Users, That Blue Screen Of Death You Were Looking At This Morning? That's The Sky. If You're Still Confused, Look It Up On Wikipedia Tomorrow.

Love Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry. That's Why I Never Apologize To My Mirror.

Facebook Stock Continues To Plummet. People Started Selling Once They Found Out Their Mom Bought It Too.

The Interesting Thing About Grief, I Think, Is That It Is Its Own Size. It Is Not The Size Of You. It Is Its Own Size. And Grief Comes To You.