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My Former Wife Is A Very Eccentric Woman, Which Is Why I Still Love Her.

Yeah, 'gossip Girl' Is A Good Show. It's A Real New York Show, Like 'sex And The City.

I Don't Think I've Left A Trail Of Weeping Women In My Wake. I Mean, The Number Of Serious Relationships I've Had Has Not Been Into Double Digits.

Bottles Of Wine Aren't Like Paintings. At Some Point You Have To Consume Them. The Object In Life Is To Die With No Bottles Of Wine In Your Cellar. To Drink Your Last Bottle Of Wine And Go To Sleep That Night And Not Wake Up.

I Like The Fact That I'm Living In The World Rather Than In A University.