A Mathematician Is A Device For Turning

Television Is Something The Russians Invented To Destroy American Education.

Végre Nem Butulok Tovább (i've Finally Stopped Getting Dumber).

There Are Three Signs Of Senility. The First Sign Is That A Man Forgets His Theorems. The Second Sign Is That He Forgets To Zip Up. The Third Sign Is That He Forgets To Zip Down.

You Don't Have To Believe In God, But You Should Believe In The Book.

God Created Two Acts Of Folly. First, He Created The Universe In A Big Bang. Second, He Was Negligent Enough To Leave Behind Evidence For This Act, In The Form Of Microwave Radiation.