A Mathematician Is A Device For Turning

When I Was A Child, The Earth Was Said To Be Two Billion Years Old. Now Scientists Say It's Four And A Half Billion. So That Makes Me Two And A Half Billion.

Television Is Something The Russians Invented To Destroy American Education.

There'll Be Plenty Of Time To Rest In The Grave.

Property Is A Nuisance.

Végre Nem Butulok Tovább (i've Finally Stopped Getting Dumber).