Finally I Am Becoming Stupider No More.

A Mathematician Is Someone Who Can Take A Cup Of Coffee And Turn It Into A Theory.

Television Is Something The Russians Invented To Destroy American Education.

Suppose Aliens Invade The Earth And Threaten To Obliterate It In A Year's Time Unless Human Beings Can Find The Ramsey Number For Red Five And Blue Five. We Could Marshal The World's Best Minds And Fastest Computers, And Within A Year We Could Probably Calculate The Value. If The Aliens Demanded The Ramsey Number For Red Six And Blue Six, However, We Would Have No Choice But To Launch A Preemptive Attack.

Finally I Am Becoming Stupider No More.

Some French Socialist Said That Private Property Was Theft... I Say That Private Property Is A Nuisance.