A Man Who Dies Without Adequate Life

We Are Here For Just A Spell, So Get A Few Laughs.

When You Get Into Trouble 5,000 Miles From Home, You've Got To Have Been Looking For It.

If You Don't Have Malice In Our Heart, It Doesn't Come Across Harsh.

Everything Is Funny As Long As It Is Happening To Somebody Else, But When It Happens To You, Why It Seems To Lose Some Of Its Humor, And If It Keeps On Happening, Why The Entire Laughter Kinder Fades Out Of It.

I'm Not A Real Movie Star. I've Still Got The Same Wife I Started Out With Twenty-eight Years Ago.