I Was Nauseous And Tingly All Over.

Writing Is Great Because In The Writing You Never Have To... First Of All You Never Have To Leave Your Home. And You Never Have To Meet The Test Of Reality When You're Writing.

I'm Short Enough And Ugly Enough To Succeed On My Own.

How Is It Possible To Find Meaning In A Finite World, Given My Waist And Shirt Size?

Yes, But The Difference Is That When You're Dead And Somebody Yells, 'everybody Up, It's Morning,' It's Very Hard To Find Your Slippers.

I Always Thought It Would Be Very Funny If I Was A Blind Film Director.