A Man Seldom Thinks Of Marrying When

The Tenderest Spot In A Man's Make-up Is Sometimes The Bald Spot On Top Of His Head.

When A Man Spends His Time Giving His Wife Criticism And Advice Instead Of Compliments, He Forgets That It Was Not His Good Judgment, But His Charming Manners, That Won Her Heart.

An Optimist Is Merely An Ex-pessimist With His Pockets Full Of Money, His Digestion In Good Condition, And His Wife In The Country.

Wedding: The Point At Which A Man Stops Toasting A Woman And Begins Roasting Her.

It Isn't Tying Himself To One Woman That A Man Dreads When He Thinks Of Marrying; It's Separating Himself From All The Others.