A Man Is Always Better Than He

Perfect Preparation Prevents Piss-poor Performance.

I May Not Be Able To Outsmart Too Many People, But I Can Outwork 'em.

We Do Not Pull In And Fill Up. And I'll Tell You Why We Don't. It's Because I Don't Buy One Goddamn Drop Of Gas In The State Of Michigan. We'll Coast And Push This Goddamn Car To The Ohio Line Before I Give This State A Nickel Of My Money.

Statistics Always Remind Me Of Fellow Who Drowned In A River Where The Average Depth Was Only Three Feet.

Any Time You Give A Man Something He Doesn't Earn, You Cheapen Him. Our Kids Earn What They Get, And That Includes Respect.