When You're Winning - You Don't Need

Football Is, After All, A Wonderful Way To Get Rid Of Your Aggressions Without Going To Jail For It.

Perfect Preparation Prevents Piss-poor Performance.

When You're Winning - You Don't Need Any Friends. When You're Losing - You Don't Have Any Friends Anyway.

We Do Not Pull In And Fill Up. And I'll Tell You Why We Don't. It's Because I Don't Buy One Goddamn Drop Of Gas In The State Of Michigan. We'll Coast And Push This Goddamn Car To The Ohio Line Before I Give This State A Nickel Of My Money.

I Never Saw A Football Player Make A Tackle With A Smile On His Face.