A Man Cannot Learn To Be Wise

The Trouble With Most Folks Isn't Their Ignorance. It's Knowin' So Many Things That Ain't So.

As In A Game Ov Cards, So In The Game Ov Life, We Must Play What Is Dealt Tew Us, And The Glory Consists, Not So Mutch In Winning, As In Playing A Poor Hand Well.

As A General Thing, When A Woman Wears The Pants In A Family, She Has A Good Right To Them.

Biography Is The Best Form Of History.

Every Man Has His Follies - And Often They Are The Most Interesting Thing He Has Got.