A Man Cannot Learn To Be Wise

Fortune Is Like A Coquette; If You Don't Run After Her, She Will Run After You.

Love Is Like The Measles; We Can't Have It Bad But Once, And The Later In Life We Have It The Tougher It Goes With Us.

The Road To Ruin Is Always In Good Repair, And The Travellers Pay The Expense Of It.

It Is The Little Bits Of Things That Fret And Worry Us; We Can Dodge A Elephant, But We Can't Dodge A Fly.

Beauty Is A Very Handy Thing To Have, Especially For A Woman Who Ain't Handsome.