A Little Mordida, Here. A Little Mordida,

I Know It Sounds Corny, Man, But I Like To Bring Folks Joy, And I Like To Have A Good Time. I Know Folks Like To Be With Somebody Who's Having A Good Time. You Sure As Hell Don't Want To Be With Somebody Who's Having A Bad Day.

Two Thousand Years From Now They'll Still Be Hearing About Elvis Presley.

My Fake Japanese Was Smooth Enough To Earn Me The Title Of 'the Emperor Of Pleasing Graciousness' In That Country.

Half The Time I Feel Like I'm Appealing To The Downer Freaks Out There. We Start To Play One Downer Record After Another Until I Begin To Get Down Myself. Give Me Something From 1960 Or Something; Let Me Get Up Again. The Music Of Today Is For Downer Freaks, And I'm An Upper.

We Are Put On This Earth To Have A Good Time. This Makes Other People Feel Good. And The Cycle Continues.