Poverty Keeps Together More Homes Than It

His Socks Compelled One's Attention Without Losing One's Respect.

Oysters Are More Beautiful Than Any Religion... There's Nothing In Christianity Or Buddhism That Quite Matches The Sympathetic Unselfishness Of An Oyster.

Romance At Short Notice Was Her Speciality.

Her Frocks Are Built In Paris, But She Wears Them With A Strong English Accent.

I Am Not Collecting Copies Of The Cheaper Editions Of Omar Khayyám. I Gave The Last Four That I Received To The Lift-boy, And I Like To Think Of Him Reading Them, With Fitzgerald's Notes, To His Aged Mother. Lift-boys Always Have Aged Mothers; Shows Such Nice Feeling On Their Part, I Think.