A Lady Never Asks A Gentleman To

There Is A Big Deposit Of Sympathy In The Bank Of Love, But Don't Draw Out Little Sums Every Hour Or So - So That By And By, When Perhaps You Need It Badly, It Is All Drawn Out And You Yourself Don't Know How Or On What It Was Spent.

To Be A Good Sportsman, One Must Be A Stoic And Never Show Rancor In Defeat, Or Triumph In Victory, Or Irritation, No Matter What Annoyance Is Encountered. One Who Can Not Help Sulking, Or Explaining, Or Protesting When The Loser, Or Exulting When The Winner, Has No Right To Take Part In Games Or Contests.

Rather Be Frumpy Than Vulgar! Much. Frumps Are Often Celebrities In Disguise -- But A Person Of Vulgar Appearance Is Vulgar All Through.

Golf Is A Particularly Severe Strain Upon The Amiability Of The Average Person's Temper, And In No Other Game, Except Bridge, Is Serenity Of Disposition So Essential.

A Little Praise Is Not Only Merest Justice But Is Beyond The Purse Of No One.