A Jump Lead Walks Into A Bar.

I Had A Meal Last Night. I Ordered Everything In French, Surprised Everybody. It Was A Chinese Restaurant. I Said To This Chinese Waiter, 'look, This Chicken I Got Here Is Cold.' He Said, 'it Should Be, It's Been Dead Two Weeks.'

I Used To Be Indecisive But Now I Am Not Quite Sure

You Know, Somebody Actually Complimented Me On My Driving Today. They Left A Little Note On The Windscreen, It Said 'parking Fine.'

I Went Window Shopping Today! I Bought Four Windows.

My Dog Was Barking At Everyone The Other Day. Still, What Can You Expect From A Cross-breed.