A Jump Lead Walks Into A Bar.

And The Back Of His Anorak Was Leaping Up And Down, And People Were Chucking Money To Him. I Said 'do You Earn A Living Doing That?' He Said 'yes, This My Livelihood.'

Two Fish In A Tank, One Says To The Other - You Drive I'll Man The Guns.

So I Went To The Doctor's Yesterday. He Said, "what Appears To Be The Problem?" I Said, "i Keep Having This Dream, Night After Night, Beautiful Girls Rushing Towards Me And I Keep Pushing Them Away." He Said, "how Can I Help?" I Said: "break My Arms."

And An Airplane Of Spittle Dived Into The Sea, There Were No Salivas.

A Jump Lead Walks Into A Bar. The Barman Says "i'll Serve You, But Don't Start Anything."