A Jump Lead Walks Into A Bar.

I Went Window Shopping Today! I Bought Four Windows.

Police Arrested Two Kids Yesterday, One Was Drinking Battery Acid, The Other Was Eating Fireworks. They Charged One And Let The Other One Off.

I Had A Ploughman's Lunch The Other Day. He Wasn't Very Happy.

I Used To Be Indecisive But Now I Am Not Quite Sure

A Blind Bloke Walks Into A Shop With A Guide Dog. He Picks The Dog Up And Starts Swinging It Around His Head. Alarmed, A Shop Assistant Calls Out: 'can I Help, Sir?' 'no Thanks,' Says The Blind Bloke. 'just Looking.'