If At First You Do Succeed, Try

Don't Indulge In Gossip. ... People Who Throw Mudballs Always Manage To End Up Getting A Little On Themselves.

Maturity Isn't A Product Of Growing Older. It's A Product Of Growing Wiser.

It Is A Mark Of A Superior Mind To Be Able To Disagree Without Being Disagreeable.

A Cigarette Is A Roll Of Paper, Tobacco, And Drugs, With A Small Fire On One End And A Large Fool At The Other. Some Of Its Chief Benefits Are Cancer Of The Lips And Stomach, Softening Of The Brain, Funeral Procesions, And Families Shrouded In Gloom And Grief. Although A Great Many People Know This, They Still Smoke In Order To Appear Sophisticated.

What We Steadily, Consciously, Habitually Think We Are, That We Tend To Become.