If At First You Do Succeed, Try

Trouble Is Not A Sign Of Inadequacy, Stupidity Or Inferiority, But Rather An Inescapable Part Of Life - Proof That You Are A Card-carrying Member Of The Human Race.

Rose-colored Glasses Are Never Made In Bifocals. Nobody Wants To Read The Small Print In Dreams.

Guilt Is A Pollutant And We Don't Need Any More Of It In The World.

The Best Way To Find Something You Have Lost Is To Buy A Replacement.

Remember, It Takes Two To Make An Argument. The One Who Is Wrong Is The One Who Will Be Doing Most Of The Talking.