A House Is Just A Place To

What I Became A Comedian For Was To Get My Art Out. To Get Some Of These Feelings And Things I Had On My Chest Out. I Don't Care If People Believe Them, Listen To Them, Change Their Ways, Or Think, Or Any Of That Kind Of Crap. I'm Interested In Showing Off. I'm The Same Kid From Sixth Grade Who Stood Up And Said "watch This."

As Powerful As Anyone May Claim God To Be, Somehow He Always Needs Money.

I Wanted To Get A Job As A Gynecologist, But I Couldn't Find An Opening.

I'm Kinda Like Herpes, I Just Keep Coming Back.

Future Historians Will Be Able To Study At The Jimmy Carter Library, The Gerald Ford Library, The Ronald Reagan Library, And The Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.