I Took My Son To Coney Island,

I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My Whole Life. Figure It Out.

Life Is Just A Bowl Of Pits.

My Childhood Was Bad. No Father. Mother Was Greedy And Brought Me Up Awful - Never Made Me Breakfast Once. I Don't Want To Get Started. One Story Is Worse Than Another.

Time And Tide And Hookers Wait For No Man.

My Wife Says 90% Of Sex Occurs Between The Ears. But I Need A Girl Who Can Blow More Just My Mind.