A Ham Is Simply Any Actor Who

A Man Admires A Woman Not For What She Says, But What She Listens To.

The Bachelors Admired Freedom Is Often A Yoke, For The Freer A Man Is To Himself The Greater Slave He Often Is To The Whims Of Others.

Whenever A Man Encounters A Woman In A Mood He Doesn't Understand, He Wants To Know If She's Tired.

Sex Touches The Heavens Only When It Simultaneously Touches The Gutter And The Mud.

Men Go To The Theatre To Forget; Women, To Remember.