My Wife Had A Go At Me

Our Ice Cream Man Was Found Lying On The Floor Of His Van Covered With Hundreds And Thousands. Police Say That He Topped Himself.

Went To The Paper Shop - It Had Blown Away.

I Went Window Shopping Today! I Bought Four Windows.

And An Airplane Of Spittle Dived Into The Sea, There Were No Salivas.

I Bought Some Hp Sauce The Other Day. It's Costing Me 6p A Month For The Next 2 Years.