My Wife Had A Go At Me

Deja Moo: The Feeling That You've Heard This Bullshit Before.

Last Night I Dreamt I Ate A Ten Pound Marshmallow. When I Woke Up The Pillow Was Gone.

I'm On A Whisky Diet. I've Lost 3 Days Already.

A Man Walked Into The Doctor's, The Doctor Said 'i Haven't Seen You In A Long Time' The Man Replied, 'i Know I've Been Ill'.

And An Airplane Of Spittle Dived Into The Sea, There Were No Salivas.