My Wife Had A Go At Me

So I Was In Tesco's And I Saw This Man And Woman Wrapped In A Barcode. I Said "are You Two An Item?"

I Went To The Dentist. He Said "say Aaah." I Said "why?" He Said "my Dog's Died."

A Man Walks Into A Bar, And He Said Ouch, Cause It Was An Iron Bar.

A Woman Tells Her Doctor, 'i've Got A Bad Back.' The Doctor Says, 'it's Old Age.' The Woman Says, 'i Want A Second Opinion.' The Doctor Says: 'okay - You're Ugly As Well.'

I Cleaned The Attic With The Wife The Other Day. Now I Can't Get The Cobwebs Out Of Her Hair.