My Wife Had A Go At Me

I Bought Some Hp Sauce The Other Day. It's Costing Me 6p A Month For The Next 2 Years.

It's Strange, Isn't It. You Stand In The Middle Of A Library And Go Aaaaagghhhh' And Everyone Just Stares At You. But You Do The Same Thing On An Aeroplane, And Everyone Joins In.

A Man Goes To A Fancy Dress Party Dressed Only In His Y-fronts. A Woman Comes Up To Him And Says "what Are You Supposed To Be?" The Man Says "a Premature Ejaculation." "what?" Says The Woman. The Man Explains "i've Just Come In My Pants."

I Used To Be Indecisive But Now I Am Not Quite Sure

And An Airplane Of Spittle Dived Into The Sea, There Were No Salivas.