A Great Deal Has Been Written About

The Old Fellow Seemed To Spot Deceit As If It Reeked Like A Goat.

Of All The Band Of Personal Traitors The Sense Of Humor Is The Most Dangerous.

A Great Deal Has Been Written About The Forthrightness Of The Moderns Shocking The Victorians, But There Is No Shock Like The One Which The Forthrightness Of The Victorians Can Give A Modern.

Once Sex Rears Its Ugly 'ead It's Time To Steer Clear.

When Mr. William Faraday Sat Down To Write His Memoirs After Fifty-eight Years Of Blameless Inactivity He Found The Work Of Inscribing The History Of His Life Almost As Tedious As Living It Had Been, And So, Possessing A Natural Invention Coupled With A Gift For Locating The Easier Path, He Began To Prevaricate A Little Upon The Second Page, Working His Way Up To Downright Lying On The Sixth And Subsequent Folios.