The Optimism Of A Healthy Mind Is

If One Cannot Command Attention By One's Admirable Qualities One Can At Least Be A Nuisance

The Relationship Between The Two Men Was Something Of A Miracle In Itself. It Was A Cordiality Based, Apparently, On Complete Non-comprehension Cemented By A Deep Mutual Respect For The Utterly Unknown. No Two Men Saw Less Eye To Eye And The Result Was Unexpected Harmony, As If A Dog And A Fish Had Mysteriously Become Friends And Were Proud Each Of The Other's Remarkable Dissimilarity To Himself.

He Did Not Arrive At This Conclusion By The Decent Process Of Quiet, Logical Deduction, Nor Yet By The Blinding Flash Of Glorious Intuition, But By The Shoddy, Untidy Process Halfway Between The Two By Which One Usually Gets To Know Things.

I Am One Of Those People Who Are Blessed, Or Cursed, With A Nature Which Has To Interfere. If I See A Thing That Needs Doing I Do It

It's Pitch, Sex Is. Once You Touch It, It Clings To You.