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Kilometers Are Shorter Than Miles. Save Gas, Take Your Next Trip In Kilometers.

I Think The Warning Labels On Alcoholic Beverages Are Too Bland. They Should Be More Vivid. Here Is One I Would Suggest: "alcohol Will Turn You Into The Same Asshole Your Father Was.

Some People Think That Words Can Injure The Psyche Or The Moral Fiber. And They Really Can't.

Energy Experts Have Announced The Development Of A New Fuel Made From Human Brain Tissue. It's Called Assohol.

George Washington’s Brother, Lawrence, Was The Uncle Of Our Country.