A Good Motto To Live By: "always

I'm A Believer That Things Happen. Fate Is What Happens.

If There Were Only One Cherry Pie In The World, And Bill Clinton Owned It, I Might Get A Piece Of It. If Bush Or Reagan Owned It, You'd Have To Kill Them To Get A Piece Of Pie. That's My Feeling About Bill. And Bill's A Good Bullshitter. America Likes A Good Bullshitter. That's One Of The Reasons He Was Re-elected. Honesty Has No Place In Politics. It Would Throw Everything Off.

Tell People An Invisible Man In The Sky Created All Things, They Believe You. Tell Them What You've Painted Is Wet, They Have To Touch It To Believe.

Give Now. Somewhere, Someone Feels Crappy. You Can Help.

In The Navy, There Is No Wrong Hole. In The Marines, There Is Always A Hole.