A Good Motto To Live By: "always

In Hawaii They Say, "aloha." That's A Nice One, It Means Both "hello" And "good-bye" Which Just Goes To Show, If You Spend Enough Time In The Sun You Don't Know Whether You're Coming Or Going.

I Never Go Anywhere Or Do Anything That Transports Me Outside The Boundaries Of My Mind.

An Art Thief Is A Man Who Takes Pictures.

If All Our National Holidays Were Observed On Wednesdays, We Could Wind Up With Nine-day Weekends.

Here's A Phrase That Apparently The Airlines Simply Made Up: Near Miss. They Say That If 2 Planes Almost Collide, It's A Near Miss. Bullshit, My Friend. It's A Near Hit! A Collision Is A Near Miss. [wham! Crunch!] "look, They Nearly Missed!" "yes, But Not Quite.