A "good" Family, It Seems, Is One

In My Day The Schools Taught Two Things, Love Of Country And Penmanship-now They Don't Teach Either.

It Has Long Been A Theory Of Mine And I Am Known, If I Do Say So, For My Long Theories That Authors, Generally Speaking, Are Rotten Letter Writers.

There Were Three Terrible Ages Of Childhood - Zero To 10, 10 To 20, And 20 To 30.

It Used To Be Said That, Socially Speaking, Philadelphia Asked Who A Person Is, New York How Much Is He Worth, And Boston What Does He Know. Nationally It Has Now Become Generally Recognized That Boston Society Has Long Cared Even More Than Philadelphia About The First Point And Has Refined The Asking Of Who A Person Is To The Point Of Demanding To Know Who He Was. Philadelphia Asks About A Man's Parents; Boston Wants To Know About His Grandparents.

You Cannot Expect Everything Even From The Friendliest Cat. It Is Still A Cat.