A "good" Family, It Seems, Is One

It Suddenly Dawned On Me One Day, When I Was Reading In The Paper About A Woman Wrestler, That Being A Curmudgeon Was The Last Thing In The World That A Man Can Be That A Woman Cannot Be. Women Can Be Irritating -- After All, They Are Women -- But They Cannot Be Curmudgeons.

It Suddenly Dawned On Me One Day, When I Was Reading In The Paper About A Woman Wrestler, That Being A Curmudgeon Was The Last Thing In The World That A Man Can Be That A Woman Cannot Be. Women Can Be Irritating -- After All, They Are Women -- But They Cannot Be Curmudgeons.

The Customer Is Always Right! John Wanamaker Must Be Turning In His Grave. If You're A Customer Today, You're An Intruder.

A "good" Family, It Seems, Is One That Used To Be Better.

Have You Ever Heard One Civilized Person Whose Opinion You Respect, At Any Time, Anywhere, In Any Civilized Country Anywhere, Say The Good New Days?