I'm Out Doing My Deal, I'm Turning

Weather In Afghanistan, 2000 Degrees And Cloudy. What The F-ck Am I Doing? I'm Stuck On The Weather Channel. Ahhh!

When I Was A Practicing Alcoholic, I Was Unbelievable. One Side Effect Was Immense Suspicion: I'd Come Off Tour Like Inspector Clouseau On Acid. 'where's This Cornflake Come From? It Wasn't Here Before.

As I'm Getting Older A Lot Of My Friends I Used To Go Out And Party With, They're All Dead. The Fact That I've Been Through That, I'm Not Proud Of The Fact That I've Been Through All That, But It's Part Of My Journey. I'm Lucky To Be Alive. I'm Lucky To Be Playing Music.

Life's Not All About Money.

I Never Thought I Could Write Anything Or Do A Show Sober, Ever. But I Did The Black Sabbath Shows Sober, And It Was So Much Better Fun For Me, And Everybody.