A Fellow Has To Have Faith In

Any Pitcher Who Throws At A Batter And Deliberately Tries To Hit Him Is A Communist.

There Are Surprisingly Few Real Students Of The Game In Baseball; Partly Because Everybody, My Eighty-three Year Old Grandmother Included, Thinks They Learned All There Was To Know About It At Puberty. Baseball Is Very Beguiling That Way.

Every Player Should Be Accorded The Privilege Of At Least One Season With The Chicago Cubs. That's Baseball As It Should Be Played - In God's Own Sunshine. And That's Really Living.

Slow Thinkers Are Part Of The Game Too. Some Of These Slow Thinkers Can Hit A Ball A Long Way.

There'll Be A Man On The Moon Before Gaylord Perry Hits A Home Run.