Friendships Are Forgotten When The Game Begins.

Any Pitcher Who Throws At A Batter And Deliberately Tries To Hit Him Is A Communist.

Slow Thinkers Are Part Of The Game Too. Some Of These Slow Thinkers Can Hit A Ball A Long Way.

The Writers Want To Know Were You Made Your Mistake, No How Well Your Curve Is Breaking.

There Are Surprisingly Few Real Students Of The Game In Baseball; Partly Because Everybody, My Eighty-three Year Old Grandmother Included, Thinks They Learned All There Was To Know About It At Puberty. Baseball Is Very Beguiling That Way.

There'll Be A Man On The Moon Before Gaylord Perry Hits A Home Run.