A Dimwit Thinks Nothing Is Funny Unless

Cut Him. Cut Him While I Stand Here And Watch. I Want To See The Blood Flow. Don't Make Me Tell You Twice.

The Terror, Which Would Not End For Another 28 Years-if It Ever Did End-began, So Far As I Know Or Can Tell, With A Boat Made From A Sheet Of Newspaper Floating Down A Gutter Swollen With Rain.

Lawyers Are Fleas On The Hide Of Human Nature.

A Library Card Is Good To Have, You Can Never Have Too Much Id.

It Was The Kiss By Which All The Others Of His Life Would Be Judged And Found Wanting.