Some Of The Best Fiction Writers Got

Do You Know What You Call Those Who Use Towels And Never Wash Them, Eat Meals And Never Do The Dishes, Sit In Rooms They Never Clean, And Are Entertained Till They Drop? If You Have Just Answered, 'a House Guest,' You're Wrong Because I Have Just Described My Kids.

Family Life Got Better And We Got Our Car Back - As Soon As We Put 'i Love Mom' On The License Plate.

If God Had Meant Us To Walk Around Naked, He Would Never Have Invented The Wicker Chair.

Don't Confuse Fame With Success. Madonna Is One; Helen Keller Is The Other.

I Do Not Participate In Any Sport With Ambulances At The Bottom Of The Hill.