Some Of The Best Fiction Writers Got

I Don't Know Why No One Ever Thought To Paste A Label On The Toilet-tissue Spindle Giving 1-2-3 Directions For Replacing The Tissue On It. Then Everyone In The House Would Know What Mama Knows.

Thanksgiving Dinners Take Eighteen Hours To Prepare. They Are Consumed In Twelve Minutes. Half-times Take Twelve Minutes. This Is Not Coincidence.

Poached Eggs Are Good, Poached Animals Are Not.

When Humor Goes, There Goes Civilization.

Laughter Rises Out Of Tragedy When You Need It The Most, And Rewards You For Your Courage.