To Be Intoxicated Is To Feel Sophisticated,

If Work Is So Terrific, How Come They Have To Pay You To Do It?

If You Have A Legal Problem, Guess How You Determine Whether Or Not You Need A Lawyer. You See A Lawyer. Isn't That Weird?

By Elimination, Dishonesty Is The Second-best Policy.

With Humans It's Abortion, But With Chickens It's An Omelet.

As It Stands Right Now, I Lead Richard Pryor In Heart Attacks, Two To One. However, Richard Still Leads Me, One To Nothing, In Burning Yourself Up.