A Cool Tattoo Design Is Any Drawing

My Friend Named His Car. And I Don't Want To Be Judgemental, But... What A Dork.

There Is No I In Team, Unless You Count The Vertical Part Of The T.

A Musical Is The Same As A Burlap Sack, I Would Not Want To Be In Either

I Always Wanted To Do A Movie, Because I Love The Movies. They Give You A Chance To Have An Intimacy With Your Audience That Is Different From Stand Up. With Movies, You Can Bring The Audience In With A Close Up, And Emote In A Different Way.

Whenever I Investigate A Smell, I Find That The Answer Is Always Bad. It's Never: 'what Is That? *sniff* Muffins!'