A Cool Tattoo Design Is Any Drawing

I Have A Time Machine At Home. It Only Goes Forward At Regular Speed

When Someone Describes Themself As A Taxpayer, They're About To Be An Asshole.

I Can Tell How Lonely I Am By How Easily I'm Fooled By A Mannequin In A Store.

My Friend Asked Me I Ever Swam With Dolphins. I Was Like, 'yeah, Of Course. What Distance Are We Talking About From The Dolphins? Because The Last Time I Was In The Ocean, I'm Pretty Sure I Swam With Most Of Them.'

My Original Goal Was Just To Do Stand-up But Then I Became Interested In Films - Writing A Film, Shooting One Someday, And Getting To Act In Them.