Don't Take Up A Man's Time Talking

Half The Promises People Say Were Never Kept, Were Never Made.

Most People Have Seen Worse Things In Private Than They Pretend To Be Shocked At In Public.

All Of The Troubles That Some People Have In Life Is That Which They Married Into.

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.

Families With Babies And Families Without Babies Are Sorry For Each Other.