The Road Is Better Than The Inn.

If You Were To Draw Bugs, The Easiest Way Is To Learn How To Draw A Carrot And Then Hook A Rabbit Onto It

All Worthwhile Endeavors Are 90% Work And 10% Love, And Only The Love Should Show.

Comedy Is A Very, Very, Very Stringent Business.

You Have A Coyote Inside You And You Have To Get It Out

A Comedian Is Not A Person Who Opens A Funny Door - He's The Person Who Opens A Door Funny.