What The Teachers Digest, The Pupils Eat.

Humanity Is The Washerwoman Of Society That Wrings Out Its Dirty Laundry In Tears.

Matrimony Is The Union Of Meanness And Martyrdom.

In Case Of Doubt, Decide In Favor Of What Is Correct.

I And Life: The Case Was Settled Chivalrously. The Opponents Parted Without Having Made Up.

A Historian Is Often Only A Journalist Facing Backwards.