A Cheese May Disappoint. It May Be

To Divide One's Life By Years Is Of Course To Tumble Into A Trap Set By Our Own Arithmetic. The Calendar Consents To Carry On Its Dull Wall-existence By The Arbitrary Timetables We Have Drawn Up In Consultation With Those Permanent Commuters, Earth And Sun. But We, Unlike Trees, Need Grow No Annual Rings.

Liquor Is Not A Necessity. It Is A Means Of Momentarily Sidestepping Necessity.

We Prefer To Think That The Absence Of Inverted Commas Guarantees The Originality Of A Thought, Whereas It May Be Merely That The Utterer Has Forgotten Its Source.

Reading To Small Children Is A Specialty.

The Man Who Attracts Luck Carries With Him The Magnet Of Preparation.